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It took me ages to write those two words because I seem to have a disability. I can’t type properly, keyboards confuse me. Why arnt the in alphabetical order like phones. I’m good at phones. 4000 texts in a month shows I’m good at phones. That was a long time ago though, when the ladies loved me.
Not so much the ladies, just a lady.

I can change Colour in sentances. Which is nice. I can make rainbow sentances, who doesn’t love a rainbow sentance? George.

A lot has happened in the last day, I was sick and I watched TV for ages. It was fun to the max. I almost cried, it was that fun. I was having so much fun I thought I’d blog about it.

I’d like to apologise for that last picture, It was rather immature. It was pretty skillful though, with all that poo everywhere. Kudos to Josh, he did a good job. He has a deviant art but I don’t know what it is. He does a nice converse.

That about it.

Over.

A Beautiful Picture

This is credited to JCD

For the cat lady on youtube

Over.

It’s Sunday, I’m Listening to blink-182.

I don’t know what to talk about.
Hollyoaks sucks dick. At least the other soaps are kinda believable.
But the girl pooed herself, which totally makes up for everything in my mind.

I said I’d continue that story, I lied.

This song is jazzy to start off with.

I need a girlfriend.

Yesterday I had free make-up on my face, it was gay.

A picture of my eye for some reason.

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Now playing: Blink-182 – Malboro Man
via FoxyTunes

Hello iPod Blogging

I’m such a loser
I can blog on my iPod.

I can do this on my iPod now

Just thought I’d let you know =]

A Story For You.

It was a sunny day, the leaves were as green as emralds and the bird sand in the trees. The general atmosphere was a gay one and everyone was Merry. The sky was as clear as the see-through jug you put in the dishwasher whilst you got Finsih Two in One swirling in there. All aross the land poor children played with hoops and the rich children had their PSPs watching Pride and Prejudice scream “Mummy I want another pony for Breakfast!”. Hot beats were streaming out a Trombone and all the grannys were shaking their fanny. A man lay dead on the ground. His name was Davidskidov Pskywichvsky-Zyvanavanovichaskipopavich and he was a native of Poland (Although both his parents were Chinese and lived in Xi’an). He was killed out of an act of rasicm, a lil’ white boy had called him Petrov and stuck a knife in his gizzards. Well once the Policeman and woman had got there and read his Drivers Licence.
Geoff the lady Police man said “Polish”
“He should have gone to Specsaverski” said the other.
Geoff was an attractive lady, but she had the hands of a Welsh coal miner called Barry. She had stolen them form him in the drunken massacre of 2011. The other Policeman, Lindsey, was a short fellow but he had the eyes of godzilla. They took up most of his face and people often called him Ostrich Face. Lindsey resented this and every night he tried to commit suicide.

In the autopsy they found one single chode placed in his nostril. This was a sign of the Choderer. The Choderer, sometime called El Chodiablo, was a notorious Bandito in London. He was resposible for approximatly 67 murders and the theft of the Gorilla in the Rainforest Café, all in 4 minutes. No one has any idea what he looks like, but it is said he has a chode the size of Big Ben and his Ballsack holds the elixir of life.

To Be Continued…..

WordPress, You Saucy Crack Whore.

I missed you like an obese chinese lady misses prawn crackers on a friday out on the town.
But now I”m back at school I can write lovely interesting things about ow my day was and how I’m concerned about the current economic crisis.

All is good and my holiday was sensual at best. There was minimal touching and family arguments (When on holiday with my father, My Father, brother and I were not involved either. Daughter-Mother things. I also went to Disneyland where someone mistook me for a Jonas brother.

I still like blink-182 and The Bloodhound Gang a bit too much.

Apparently I’m racist, but I’m not.

See You later Alligator.
In a while Crocodile.

Over.

If You Comment I’ll Give You a Hug.

Unless your a randy paedofile.

Brother’s watching Lion Man.
It’s so bad.
I’m at my grandma’s house. It’s cool.

Do I Know You?

Bye

Fail Whale.

I tried to skate, but failed.
Giving Up.
Can do an Ollie.
Faily Whaley.
Gahhh.

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Now playing: The All-American Rejects – Mona Lisa
via FoxyTunes

Don’t Pull Me Down, This Is Where I Belong.

I Think I’m Different, but I’m the same and I’m wrong.

Today was all right, went on a bit long and rained like a bitch.
Now I’m supposed to be doing my business studies homework. I’m not though.
Induction Day today, which means more small people to confuse by touching them. Today I stroked a fat ones head and I think he cried a little. Haha.
Got test on Wednesday in History, nice one Meenan.
Almost finished faggy Inspector Calls esaay, queero.
Nothing else to say really.

Have a nice tomorrow Ladies and Gentledicks.
I love you.
xx

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Now playing: blink-182 – Pathetic
via FoxyTunes